Kill will

Bruh you'd be lookin at the mirror and the mirror dodges, honestly haven't seen a white snake as sleezy as you but whym surprised when all you did was bend over so low to get some of that puffs and drips n ended up with oh jeez what am I writing cause I did actually got over you while I was still looking at you. This just me shaking the trauma off.

P.s: you're so unreliable that even sources from the drunk guy talking politics in reddit makes more sense than your entire vocabulary. Which is consistent of words people who were bo after 2005 uses.

P.s again:

I'll be adding more jokes to this. Feeling hostile tonight